Why SO ? ? ? ?

1.> When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

2.> When I don't do it
I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

3.> When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

4.> When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

5.>When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

6.> When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

7.> When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

8.> When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave
it's because he's overworked

9.> When I do good,
my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,
he never forgets....