Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room start listening him.
MAN: "Hello.
"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me.
Are you at the club?
"MAN: "Yes.
"WOMAN:
"I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
"MAN: "Sure, go ahxead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How much?
"WOMAN: "$90,000.
"MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.
"MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!
"MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Friday, July 18, 2008
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